Jaxson Turns Military On Us.

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Men are proud of their time on the ole' porcelain throne. We all know it. It is our time to think and contemplate the goings on in the world around us. Great things happen on the throne, hell, Elvis died on the pot. All this is the reason I am so happy what my boy has done the last few diaper changes.

A few months back, while having a conversation with a fellow new daddy who will remain anonymous, he told me his child had, and I quote, "pooped a grenade." After I picked my self up off the ground from laughing, we finished our conversation and life went on.....until last night and this morning.

There are moments with your children that make you question if they are human or animal. And once again, last night and this morning was one of those moments. Jaxson, being the boy that he is, likes to grunt when he is doing his business. We all deal with our problems in different ways, and this is his way of handling the situation. We go to change the boy's diaper, and low and behold, he "pooped a grenade!!" Still not sure how what came out of him, came out of him - but it did. His poop, really did look like a damn grenade. I was going to take a picture, but I figured I would let your imiganation do the work.

Sorry, but I just had to share the news with everyone.