The definition of 'Circus' should read:
A group of individuals whose lone goal in life is to suck/ scam every last dime out of children's parents wallets. Also know as 'Greedy Punks'.
I am sure the $12 cotton candy (came with a hat) and the $9 lemonade (which my wonderful wife refused to buy-thank you dear) are the best ever - being the Ringling Brothers circus is the greatest show on earth, but the $22 plastic-spinning-light-up-and-break-two-weeks-from-now gadget was crossing the line (which my wife also refused to buy, even though it sent my oldest into a fury rarely seen in these parts).
Hey, at least he got to see some tigers.
1 comments:
Correction- the cotton candy was only $11. :)
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