Seeing how things in life typically come full circle, I completely understand how and why our little Elfis decided to "wrap" the Christmas tree last night while the kiddos slept.
When I was your age, as the the wise old man begins his life lesson, I too had my occasional late-night, house-sneaking-out, mischievous adventures amongst the neighborhoods of my hometown.
At least Elfis had nice form and managed to get a roll of toilet paper up-and-over the bow on top of the tree. Overall, he had a nice composition of paper vs. green.